I drew fox ears on Atsumu for... some reason.

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So uh...

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[dudevorce]

Maybe once or twice in my life.

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I'd believe once, but twice is pushing it.

[dudevorce]

It's definitely your fault.

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You can't blame me for your dirty mind.

[dudevorce]

Your sexy aura has corrupted me.

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You're so full of shit.

[dudevorce]

Not nearly as good as being full of you, but it'll have to do.

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Damn, how'd you manage to turn that into a flirt?

[dudevorce]

You bring it out of me.

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From stories I heard, you were like this before me too.

[dudevorce]

Did you do your research on me? That's kinda sexy.

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Gossip doesn't count as research.

[dudevorce]

So you sought out gossip about me.

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Didn't have to, and didn't even try. People gossip plenty without me needing to ask a single thing.

[dudevorce]

Did you hear the one about me operating a Glory Hole in the Shibuya Station first-floor bathroom?

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I ain't listening to something that's obviously bullshit.

[dudevorce]

You don't think I could do it?

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I don't think you're the kinda guy to go that far, no matter how you like to act.

[dudevorce]

You're so hot when you almost give me a compliment.

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How is saying you're not sucking the dick of every stranger that puts it through a hole any kinda compliment?

[dudevorce]

Because it's coming from you.

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Ain'tcha setting that bar too low?

[dudevorce]

Ain't that your fault?

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You're the one that came chasing after me.

[dudevorce]

That's your fault too.